Let me create a scenario for you: You and a few friends are at a bar. There’s a pleasant mixture of three guys, two gals, and all of you are about three pints in. Conversations are stirring up and personal matters are spilling out. You’ve reached the point in conversation where you’re talking about each other’s sex lives. Guy 1 is bragging about knowing his way around the clitoris while Girl 2 (presumably his girlfriend) is saying he doesn’t know jack-all where it is. Now they turn to ask you, the bystander: do you know where the clitoris is?
To avoid answering the question, you stand up and use the washroom. Maybe you spend a couple of minutes on the stall looking-up the clitoris on your smartphone. Sadly, with the last remaining battery life left on your phone, you’ve only managed to open the internet browser before the ole’ blank screen. You return to the table with a horrible confession to make:
You don’t know where the clitoris is.
Sorry, honey
Your friends laugh at you, un-friend you on Facebook and now you’re left alone for the rest of your life. But hope is not lost! Here are 5 reasons to tweet your queries to KarasQuestions on Twitter.
5) Ask whenever, wherever
With the evolution of technology, tweeting to a person is just as easy as walking down a road. In most cases it’s easier to tweet because you don’t have to leave your house. Little Gunter can be at home, at a bar, in class or on-the-go when a question comes to mind. If he ever wondered what LGBTTIQQ2SA meant, he can just tweet “Hey @KarasQuestions, what does LGBTTIQQ2SA mean?” anytime, anywhere! Did you just have a sexy dream involving Keanu Reeves and want to know what it all means? “@KarasQuestions I just had a dream where Neo and I went down the rabbit hole. What does that mean?!” Fear not. It’ll all be clear soon enough.
Let’s be honest here. Who wouldn’t dream of Neo?
4) There is no stupid question
In the world of sex, love and romance there is no such thing as a stupid question, only unrelated ones. If you want to know where the clitoris is, or if semen is an appropriate agent for hair conditioning, or what colour underwear looks best on you, Kara will be there to give you an answer. The best way to get an answer is to simply ask, it’s a thing people still struggle with. There is no harm in tweeting a question, and if you are too nervous, send a private message to Kara and she will help you out. Just know that…
3) There is no shame in extra knowledge
Imagine yourself at the next party (assuming your friends haven’t abandoned you from that tragic clitoris incident) where you’re, once again, deep in conversation with a friend or two. Guy 1 is having relationship troubles and wants to spice things up with his partner. You then proudly blurt out that LGBTTIQQ2SA means “ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transsexual, Transgender, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, 2- Spirited and Allies.” Not that it meant anything to Guy 1, but you’ve managed to make yourself sound smarter and thus boosting your confidence.
First you get the answers, then you get the confidence, then you get the women
Looking smart in front of your friends was the first step to success. You then head to the washroom and pull out your phone for the next step: “Hey @KarasQuestions, what’s a fun way to spice up a relationship?”
2) Kara will get you your answer
Kara will reply to your tweet. That is a 100% guarantee. But how she replies will be completely up to her. If it’s a question Kara could answer on the spot, she will do as such, but if you decide to be “that person” and ask a much more difficult question to answer, she might have to put in a bit of research time. You monster! If the question stands out to Kara, she will even make a video out of it! Kara will take your question to the streets and ask Torontonians what their answers are! If she doesn’t answer your question directly, the video will be a sure-fire variation towards it (not where something is, but how to get to it). You have nothing to worry about, little Gunter. You’ll find that clitoris.
1) You’re helping yourself and your friends
Now that your question has been made into a video, and some of Toronto has given their insight, you’re ready to head out and start fresh. But before you shut down your computer, a message bubble pops up on your screen. It’s your old pal Guy 1! He sends a lengthy message about how he never actually knew where the clitoris was but couldn’t tell is girlfriend. He’s very happy to know that he finally found out and wanted to let you know. He’s sorry that he made fun of you at the bar last week, un-friended you on Facebook and left you to die a lonely, cold life. He wants to be friends with you again. Happy Ending.
LGBTTIQQ2SA MEANS I DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE!
Stand back and congratulate yourself. You deserve this, Big Gunter!
Head over to Kara’s Questions on Twitter and start asking now! You can also check out some of Kara’s past videos as well. And if you haven’t already, subscribe to xoxoamoreTO on YouTube and ‘like’ us on Facebook! I’ll see you next week on XO Video! Toodles!
